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What If Danzig Dated My Daughter?
One of the things you come to accept as a parent is that your life is going to be filled with a series of irrational fears. After a while you get used to it, but there are a few that never seem to go...
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Bowling For Danzigs
Ceci n'est pas une Danzig On some level, we are all Glenn Danzig. I’m not really sure what on earth that means, but it seems like a fair enough way to start this weird monstrosity I’m about to write....
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Danzig Gives Birth To Identical Twin Girls
When rumors first came out a few months back about Glenn Danzig taking a break from touring because of his pregnancy, most people thought it was just a publicity stunt or a very strange joke. However,...
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Dennis Rodman’s Million Dollar A Month Heavy Metal Habit
As rumors of NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman’s possible bankruptcy fill the news, recent court documents have revealed that his collection of heavy metal albums may be a major factor in his current...
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Half Donkey, Half Zebra, Half Danzig Creature Born on Island In South Pacific
Half donkey, half zebra, half Danzig and all parts fuzzy and adorable. Lucifuge Anzalone, the foal of a male zebra, a female donkey and metal vocalist Glenn Danzig, was reported to be in good health...
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Danzig To Sue Everyone On Earth
You’ve probably heard of him before. He’s part wolf, part lion, part ubermensch. He is possibly the most evolved being in human history. He is Glenn Danzig and He is suing you. In a stunning...
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Danzig To Record Elvis Presley Cover Album
Heavy metal legend Glenn Danzig is currently working on an album of covers of classic Elvis Presley songs. Danzig, who is referred to by many as Black Elvis both for his dark, Elvis-like voice and his...
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Danzig To Fight All Americans on July 1st
Glenn Danzig has had enough. For years, Americans have mocked him. They giggled at his bluesy, Elvis-like vocal style. They chortled at the novelty of a man nearly 60 years old still attempting to fit...
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